| Christmas Carols |
Hark! The Nascar Rules are changing (Hark The Herald Angels Sing) Hark! The Nascar rules are changing Mike Helton is rearranging. HANS device and Seat Belt mandates, Age limits, Kyle Busch it frustrates! Joyful, ISC’s profits rise, Let’s hope greed doesn’t cause its demise; TV deals have blown up. Mike has spoke from Daytona! Hark! The Nascar Rules have changed Our sport has been rearranged! (Junior the Bud-Sponsored Driver) (Rudolf the Red-nosed Reindeer) You know Wallace and Gordon and Stewart and Petty Yarborough, Pearson, Allison and Andretti but do you agree, who the 2002 Champion will be? Junior the Bud-Sponsored Driver had a very famous dad. And if you ever raced him, He would make you look bad. All of the other drivers Thought Junior was pretty fast. But they never knew that Junior Would make them all finish last. So next year at the Waldorf Mike Helton will come to say: "Junior with your Bud Chevy, I present you with the champion’s trophy. And of course the girls they love him And they shout out with glee: "Junior the Bud-Sponsored Driver, you'll go down in history!" Nascar Rules (Jingle Bells) Dashing thru the snow, at New Hampshire Speedway ate turkey a day ago, its 40 degrees today. fans in parkas scream, making things all right its still not fun to slip and slide, but my lips are sealed tight because, Nascar rules, Nascar rules just do what they say cause they can throw a caution flag and take your lead away. Nascar rules, Nascar rules Mike makes an easy sell its our way, or the highway, go back to the IRL. On the twelfth day of Christmas Mike Helton gave to me 12 second pit stops 11 crew chiefs whining 10 rules a changin' 9 race cars drafting 8 Humpy Bumpers 7 crewmen's helmets 6 degrees of spoiler 5 laps of green (between commercials) 4 goodyear tires 3 new tracks 2 weekends off and A HANS device, (It's man-da-tor-y). O Dale E (O Christmas Tree) O Dale E, O Dale E! How sadly do we miss you! O Dale E, O Dale E! I can’t believe it is true! No more black # 3, But in our hearts, you’ll always be. O Dale E, O Dale E! How deeply do we miss you! Junior (Frosty) Junior the showman, was a jolly happy soul with his hat on backwards and a can of Bud, and stubble thats 2 days old Oh Junior the showman, won at Daytona in July. Restrictor plates, He can negotiate, And he made the whole world cry. There must be some magic inside that Chevy that he drives, Cause when he gets out on the track, the fans they come alive Oh, Junior the showman will be strong this coming year, So to all the rest, Look out for the best And get used to being to his rear. |