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Clueless in Daytona

By-Danny Zeeff


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While listening to the local AM sports talk jocks the other day, I was knocked off my chair to learn that these two guys are going on a bus trip to the Daytona 500!

This may not seem too far fetched if you don't know Scott and Jake. These stick and ball experts can tell you anything about anyone when it comes to "real" sports, but mention Nascar and you might as well ask them about quantum physics. [ which Scott probably knows more about.] But they let me get on Friday afternoons during race season and try to impart some knowledge of the weekends events and who I pick to win so I figured I'd better give them some insight into going to the 500.

After spending Super Bowl weekend in New Orleans, they will be sure they have seen the biggest crowds in the world. Surprise! The only way to comprehend over 200,000 people in one venue is to be in the middle of it. They talked of staying in Orlando Saturday night and driving to Daytona Sunday for the race. Good plan. Last year when I drove over, I got through Orlando by 4:15 am and hit race traffic before the friendly sign tells you that Daytona is only 54 miles up the road. Two hours later we filed into the closest available parking lot, Speedway Dodge, about ten blocks down form the Hooters crossover, and forked over the 50 buck fee. I know, they'll be in a bus so they won't have to worry about all that. But if the roads are full, they're full. Can that bus fly? GET THERE EARLY!!!!

Assuming someone other than the clueless twosome is in charge and they get to the track and parked well before the on track festivities begin, they'll have time to visit vendor row and begin to realize how many people are here. One thing that will become evident after years of football and baseball is that Daytona Speedway is BIG.

Vendors row is outside turns3 and 4 so if your seats are down toward turn1, you have a hike.

So now we find Scotty and Jake, who know little about racing and care even less,sitting in their seats, wondering why they were told these were great seats when they're way up in the tower and all those people down there are right next to the track on the fifty yard line! Someone please remember the yellow tape for the back of their caps! When the driver intros get under way, I hope they root for all of them, because they won't know any of them. And now, to my buddies Scott and Jake, as well as anybody else who is at a race for the first time, let me get a little emotional. When the drivers start their engines, I hope you get a little lump in your throat. When they roll out onto the track you'll stand and see the best of the best come rolling by. After about three times around behind the pacecar, the green flag will drop and you'll hear the acceleration. The cars will head on out to the backstretch and you'll be standing with 200'000 people waiting for them to get back. During these moments, I hope you realize that you are about to experience something for the first time and no matter how many times you experience it again, it will never be the first time again. If it sounds like I'm talking about something else here, then you have grasped the importance of this moment. Don't try to take pictures. [My brother did this at Michigan years ago and watched the entire spectacular first lap crash right in front of him through the viewfinder of his Canon. Never shot the first picture!] Just watch and enjoy. If you have a scanner or head phones or earplugs, you can start using them now. At least you got through your first time without protection.

Will Scott and Jake's big adventure lead to more race talk in the slow summer afternoons? Time [and the program director] will tell. At the very least, they will have been there, seen that, and got the t-shirt.

Happy racin,
Danny Zeeff

Contact dannyz@insidethepitbox.com for comments!

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