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By-Danny Zeeff

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Wow, what a Busch Race! Without waiting for tomorrows show I"m responding to the brain dead know- nothings already spouting the conspiracy and fix bulls--- like they have a clue about racing. First , I checked the Weekly World News to see if they started a Nascar column to go with the stories about Clintons three breasted interns and Hillary's alien lovers. Finding nothing there, I decided the next best pipeline of unsubstantiated bull is the readily available and totally anonymous forum of the internet chat room. Bingo!! I can't claim this quote but it's one of my favorites:

The two easiest ways to slide through life are believing everything you hear and doubting everything you hear. What they have in common is that they both preclude the need to think.

Now to the point. If we look at this as a criminal investigation, which it would surely be to those of us who take racing seriously, we can break it down as such.

First, Motive: If Nascar were to try to preordain the winner of a race, what would be gained by it? Sure, a win by Junior or Mikey or even Kevin would be popular with the fans, but they are already fans and having Sterling or Rusty win would be celebrated just as long and loud. Do they risk the entire future fan base of the sport to look good for one race? They know as well as we do that to be exposed in such a scandal would do irrepairable harm to the sport.

Second, Opportunity; A "FIX" in this case, would entail the cooperation of not only 43 drivers, but an untold number of crew chiefs, pit crew members, and officials at all levels. To even consider this as being something that could be not only pulled off, but ultimately go undiscovered, would be ludicrously optimistic.

Third, The Perpetrator; Who's going to do this? Without going into my personal opinion of Mike Helton and the France family, I am pretty sure they aren't crazy enough to be involved in something this self destructive. So who's going to go into Junior's camp and say" OK we decided you are going to win. Your dad would be real proud to see you win like this" Then they have to go to Rusty and say" Gee Rusty, maybe next year we'll let you win but this year we think Junior should win so hold off or whatever." Then this guy has to go to 41 other teams with the same story and have complete confidence that not only will everyone agree, but that noone will leak a word of this to the press or anyone else.

What's to gain? A short period of fuzzy warm feelings after the crowd favorite wins the big race and puts yet another storybook ending to this melodrama.

What's to lose? The respect and support of millions of fans world wide that still believe Nascar Winston Cup Racing is the greatest sport in the world. Believe what you want, but don't try to insult my intelligence by expecting me to believe in Bill Clintons three boobed interns, Hillary's alien lovers, or Nascar race fixing!

Happy Racing Danny Zeeff

DannyZ@insidethepitbox.com

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